Adulting Is BS Air Freshener

BOGEYMAN
What does the bogeyman smell like? Since this creature is not the most handsome guy to look at, we thought we would at least make him smell good. Bogeyman fragrance begins with notes of geranium, bergamot, and rich Indian spices; well rounded with notes of amber, woods, and musk. A Best Seller!

DRAGONS BLOOD
Dragon’s blood truly has a smell all its own. A Best Seller!

MAGIC POTION
A magical aromatic blend of Japanese grapefruit and mandarin, full-bodied middle notes of Georgia peach, purple plums, Valencia grapes, and soft rose petals; sitting on a wonderful base note of Nubian musk. A Best Seller!

MONKEY FARTS
We know you are expecting to read a disgusting description, but this unique complex fragrance is anything but disgusting! This unique fragrance begins with top notes of fresh bananas and juicy grapefruit, middle notes of kiwi, juicy bubblegum, and strawberries; and a hint of vanilla as a base note. A Best Seller!

NEW CAR SCENT
Did you know that when people are polled to find out what aromas they like best, many of these people mention the smell of a new car? Our rendition of the smell of a new sports car with Italian leather seats! A Best Seller!

SEX ON THE BEACH
A fruity combination of fresh ripened peaches, freshly squeezed oranges, and spiced cranberry. A Best Seller!

CANNABIS FLOWER
A shimmering green fern and cannabis notes unfold to reveal a rich floral accord of violet and gardenia in this fantasy scent. A warm blend of cashmere wood surrounds the floralcy, while sensual undertones of musk and golden amber soften the scent from within. Warning: If you have your windows open while burning this candle, the authorities may question what you're doing. A Best Seller!

SMOKE/ODOR ELIMINATOR
The aroma of juicy lime and lemon zests with hints of herbal cilantro. Covers the smell of foul odors, and is great for smokers! A Best Seller!